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10 Hilarious Quotes to Make Your Day!

Quotes are becoming more unbearable with every passing day!

 

All of them are supposed to fill you with that “fire in the belly”, quit your job instantly, take beautiful pictures instead.

 

In this heap of quotes, there aren’t many drinking quotes at all!

 

We are sparing you the motivational quotes and are sharing some irreverent, funny-as-hell ones!

 

 

 1.“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” –  George Bernard Shaw

 

2.“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” Frank Sinatra

 

3.“I drink to make other people more interesting” – Ernest Hemmingway

 

4.”Never cry over split milk. It could’ve been whiskey.” – Pappy from Maverick

 

5.”A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” – Anon

 

6.”I know I should give up drinking; but I am not a quitter” – Anon

 

7.“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields

 

8.“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

 

9.“I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

 

10.“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.” – Rodney Dangerfield

 

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